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18 August 2008 @ 05:09 pm
Sex, Lies and CCTV - 3/12  




Title:
Sex, Lies and CCTV - 3/12
Rating: NC17 (Varies throughout but generally language and slash.)
Warnings/Spoilers: Slash and one shamelessly stolen line from Doctor Who.
Characters: Torchwood – so Gwen but mainly Jack/Ianto
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or its characters.
Summary: Ianto contemplates bananas, Jack contemplates Ianto and Gwen contemplates adding to her collection of CCTV footage of Jack and Ianto.
A/N: I am a slave to banter.

PART 1 PART 2

Jack heard Ianto’s footsteps approach and stood up from his chair, leaning on his desk, head bowed and hands nonchalantly in his pockets.
 
‘Hey.’
 
He watched as Ianto approached slowly, flipping his phone shut and half smiling at him. His heart skipped a beat and his fingers itched to touch him, he was spending a lot of time in his head thinking about Ianto at the moment and it was not an unwelcome presence.
 
‘Hey.’
 
They both made to lean in and Jack closed his eyes, luxuriating in the feel of Ianto’s lips against his, moving a palm onto his chest and flexing his fingers against his heart.
 
Ianto pulled away and Jack licked his lips, ‘you taste of chips.’
 
‘Yeah well – you smell of bananas.’ Ianto retorted quickly and Jack snorted.
 
‘I had a banana. I like bananas, bananas are good.’ He grinned wickedly at Ianto’s bemused expression.
 
‘The mind reels in a number of innuendo laden replies…’
 
‘It’s too easy,’ Jack replied, pulling Ianto into him and wrapping his hands around his waist.
 
‘Um hum, speaking of easy…’
 
Jack tried not to laugh and Ianto leant down to kiss him, teasing and pulling away as Jack tried to prolong the kiss, growling frustratedly as Ianto brushed his lips against his and then moved away again, slipping his jacket off whilst Jack’s eyes wandered greedily over his body, watching the muscles in his back flex and ripple, he had been working out and Jack was slightly over excited about it.
 
‘Ianto?’
 
‘Yep?’
 
‘…Nothing. Doesn’t matter.’ Jack was about to lurch forward and kiss him desperately when Gwen shouted loudly for him from the Hub. He groaned internally and took a last lingering look at Ianto, catching a breath in his throat and leaving quickly.
 
‘Yes Gwen?’
 
She was swinging on her chair and Jack walked up behind her, placing his hands on her station and leaning over her to look at her computer. She slunk down in her chair and looked up at him and Jack absently noticed she smelled slightly of Ianto.
 
‘I talked to our stalker after lunch when Ianto went to get cash, he was watching us.’
 
‘I thought I said be discreet?’ Jack grumbled as he picked up the start of her report of earlier, thumbing through it whilst she spun round and spoke to him.
 
 ‘Well he knows who we are, he’s taken our photos and Ianto’s pretty sure he knows where we live because he’s hacked into the CCTV,’ Jack cocked his head thoughtfully at that and Gwen continued quickly, ‘so I wanted to check out how threatening he was.’
 
Jack frowned and returned to the report, ‘and what did you discover?’
 
‘He knows you.’
 
‘Well I get around.’
 
Ianto appeared just at that moment (it was a gift) and glared, ‘what’s that?’
 
‘I used to get around…’ Jack corrected warily and Gwen grinned as Ianto walked off and Jack thought about following him before remembering he was being stalked, ‘what did he say?’
 
‘I asked him why he was following us, said he seemed to be turning up everywhere and was he being mysterious on purpose?’
 
‘Were you flirting with him Mrs.Williams?’ Jack raised an eyebrow questioningly and she stared at him.
 
‘Can you talk Captain Harkness?’
 
‘Fair enough,’ Jack agreed.
 
‘So he said if I wanted mysterious I should look to Torchwood itself and ask how a man who died five years ago could be walking around Cardiff today. Then he left and I planted a tracker on him.’ She looked pleased and Jack sighed resignedly.
 
‘Okay. Good Gwen. Dig a bit deeper, make sure he is just stalking, not threatening anything, find out what he thinks he knows and then I guess Retcon. Keep me posted.’
 
She saluted and turned back to the computer and Jack sat on the edge of her station and tapped anxiously.
 
‘Gwen?’
 
‘Yep?’
 
Jack saw Ianto appear in the corner of his eye and got up, ‘nothing. It doesn’t matter.’
 
‘He keeps doing that…’ Ianto frowned and turned to Gwen’s screen, ’what are you looking at?’
 
‘Our resident stalker. Recognise him?’
 
Gwen bought up a snapshot of CCTV footage from the Plass where a man was standing half in the shadows wearing a hooded sweatshirt and faded jeans, a cigarette smouldering in his fingers.
 
‘I can’t see his face.’
 
‘He’s covering it with his hood.’ Gwen pointed out.
 
‘Thanks for that.’
 
Ianto rolled his eyes and Gwen twisted her expression in response.
 
‘You’re indispensable. Really, what would we do without consistent sarcasm? I say it because his hood is covering both sides of his face, I couldn’t get a good angle if I tried.’
 
‘Yeah, but he’s facing that shop window,’ Ianto pointed and Jack watched intently.
 
Ianto’s fingers really were delicious. They were long and supple. His memory flashed images of those fingers on his neck. In his mouth. Twisted in his hair. Wrapped around his cock and pulling – he coughed, clearing his throat loudly and focused back into what Ianto was explaining.
 
‘ – so if you invert the CCTV feed and focus it on the reflection, magnify the resolution and see what you can see now.’
 
Gwen was looking at him with a just a hint of awe and a bit of jealousy that she hadn’t thought of that and Jack grinned.
 
‘You’re so hot right now.’
 
‘I dread to think what you two have got up to with CCTV. No wonder you thought of that.’ She clicked the image larger and turned to Jack as Ianto wandered over to Tosh’s old station and frowned at something suspicious, ‘can you get anything from it?’
 
‘Not really, stubble, dark glasses, good cheekbones. It’s too grainy.’
 
‘You never say I have good cheek bones.’ Gwen muttered and Jack grinned.
 
‘He never says it to me either,’ Ianto called over, inclining his head and glaring at Jack, ‘do I not have good cheek bones?’
 
‘You have a good arse.’ Jack replied matter of factly.
 
‘I do.’ Ianto agreed as Gwen rolled her eyes.
 
‘DEAR GOD. Stalker?’
 
‘Oh yeah,’ Jack grinned as Ianto went back to typing, ‘what do you reckon Gwen?’
 
‘Mmm, I’ll do some more digging, check him out.’
 
Ianto raised his eyebrows and smiled, walking away and leaving Gwen to it as Jack watched him go.
 
‘What are you up to now then?’ She asked and Jack refocused his gaze to her.
 
‘Thought I might go and check him out.’
 
‘I thought I was doing that?’
 
‘I was talking about Ianto,’ Jack corrected and Gwen’s eyes widened with realisation.
 
‘Oh. Can I go work from home then?’
 
‘You know me so well.’ He grinned and she smiled back, locking eyes on him.
 
‘Most of the time, knowing stuff like that about you Jack, is pretty easy.’
 
‘Actually most of me Gwen,’ he stood up and went to follow Ianto, ‘is quite hard at the moment – see you tomorrow.’ He winked and disappeared.
 
Gwen toyed with the idea of recording the CCTV but then decided against it, turning off her computer and collecting her things to go home. She already had loads anyway...
PART 4
 
 
Current Location: My Bofa...its a thing.
Current Mood: drained
 
 
( 56 comments — Post a new comment )
thrace_adams: Jack and Owen LOL[info]thrace_adams on August 18th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
I loved Gwen's bit...she already had loads of it *giggle* well this whole stalker thing is very intriguing...and YAY for Ianto and the wizard of CCTV :) Looking forward to more!
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
Yay love your icon! Thank you I'm glad you liked it! More on Wednesday...yeah I think Wednesday, cheers - and you read fast! First comment cake to you :)
(no subject) - [info]thrace_adams on August 18th, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]thrace_adams on August 18th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]thrace_adams on August 18th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]thrace_adams on August 19th, 2008 01:01 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 11:34 am (UTC)
christine_twfan[info]christine_twfan on August 18th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
This is a good plot hon...and knowing there is smut coming makes me happy!
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
*hugs* thank you sweetie, more on Wednesday. I have messed up smut sunday but oh well...
Avon[info]avon_09 on August 18th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
I like Jack's thoughts very very much.
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
Lol thank you me too - specifically Ianto's fingers. I may have a hand fetish...
(no subject) - [info]avon_09 on August 18th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
doctor_addicted[info]doctor_addicted on August 18th, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
"Gwen toyed with the idea of recording the CCTV but then decided against it [...] She already had loads anyway..."

*burst out laughing and scared the cat to death*

The things you do to me (and my cat) ... ;)

And you bet I'm staying tuned for the inappropriate misuse of office equipment *g*

cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
*ARGH* Your icon requires capitals - it's BRILLIANT.
And thank you so much, I love when people think it's funny!
More on Wednesday, thanks for reading :)
(no subject) - [info]doctor_addicted on August 18th, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
xxrai87xx[info]xxrai87xx on August 18th, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
Wicked. Can't wait for the next bit, hehe! xx
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 05:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, glad you like. More on Wednesday :) xx
liten: jack/ianto kiss[info]liten_sam on August 18th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
She already had loads anyway...
Must be Tosh's secret stash she inherited! XD

*off to eat a banana*
cherry_soup888: pretty[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
I totally think you're right! Tosh rocked liked that.
And I'm glad you are :)
Thank you for reading!
Erin[info]et_muse on August 18th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Even if I DID already have loads, I think I'd have been recording the CCTV anyway...

*whistles innocently*
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
Actually you're probably right. Stupid Gwen.
Ah well...
Thank you for reading :)
Jen Fic (Blame my guy friend for that pun!): DW magasine[info]skullgirl013 on August 18th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
*claps* YAY smut next chapter!

Right now that's out of my system I can talk about the current chapter without bursting into happy smut girl mode!

This chapter had me in giggling fits for which i thank you seeming as everything ive read today has been really sad one of them even mamanged to make me cry (which was no easy feat!)
As I have said before I love Ianto and Gwens exachanges and Ianto and Jsack banter was just pricless.

Which brings me to the ending, well I don't think I need to tell you how much I loved that ending! =)
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
Lol glad you're excited...me too :)
I'm so happy it make you laugh I likes the funny most of the time, thank you for liking the dialogue though yay!
Cheers darlin.
teachwriteslash[info]teachwriteslash on August 18th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Tut tut Gwennie - you can never have too much Janto porn:-)

Loved it!
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
I am in agreement with you teach she is silly...
Thank you, so glad you liked it!
Razzle[info]lady_razzle on August 18th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
This fic is fun and I'm looking forward to the smut, but I swear your notes are just as great!

*G*
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
Firstly - thank you so much, smut is on Wednesday ;)
Secondly - you like the notes? Lol! Thank you, honestly I ramble like a mental and laughed my pants off that you mentioned them - thanks again sweetie!
Captain Enk[info]enkanowen on August 18th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
I meant to read this when you started it but never got around. I am so glad I got caught up now. This is really good.

I really adore that you treat Gwen so well. A great majority of Janto shippers treat her quite crappily and she is a brilliant character. The bits with her are really natural, they are a team afterall.

The mixture of plot and smut is very realistic too. Oh Jack. ;) And hey... enticing plot! I can't wait to figure out who the dude is
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
Well I'm glad you are here now! Thank you! I'm so happy you like Gwen - I really wasn't sure, you're right Janto shippers - we are a bit mean sometimes - but I love Eva. And I wanted to do post Owen and Tosh but not all angst ridden so I really appreciate that, thank you.
And btw - your latest fic, totally gorgeous. Still thinking about it.
Nicole[info]bandgeek01 on August 18th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
Can I be Gwen?? I want the footage as well.

I don't like stalker stuff.


Nicole
cherry_soup888: Pout[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
You don't like it?
Or you just don't like them being stalked?
And yes if I stumble across some CCTV I will pass it on to you.
(no subject) - [info]bandgeek01 on August 19th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 11:33 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]bandgeek01 on August 19th, 2008 12:53 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]bandgeek01 on August 19th, 2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
morgia[info]morgia on August 18th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
Haaaa, I have a shit day, with shit weather, shit doubts about my creation (yep, I'm a writer too but not about Torchwood), a shit move to my shit cupboard its strike my little toe and I really have no shit idea what to do for my supper...And there you are with your so sweet, funny and fabulous story, like a cream in strawberries bowl in my shit humor, so THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKE ME SMILE!!!! Oups I didn't want to shout...;)
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
AWW DARLING! Sorry not shouting ;) just concerned.
I'm so sorry you are having a shit day :(
I'll send you nice internet vibes *sends happy waves*
I'm so glad it made you smile! My fic is like strawberries? You seriously make my day when you comment!
And your writing sounds awesome. But sometimes when you have days like that you just have to think sod it and read a LOT of fanfic... :) Hope you feel better soon lovely.
And I'll post a big helping of smut on Wednesday...
(no subject) - [info]morgia on August 18th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
GG is at the stage: Gwen *g*[info]ace_of_spades6 on August 18th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC)
GWEN ROCKS OUT LOUD...SRSLY

Ok so I am DEFINITELY LOVING THIS :D and you better be writing right NAO...and I love it when Ianto gets pissed at Jack or something...like ignores his horniness, it's awesome :D LOL Alright can't wait for more lovely!

cherry_soup888: Gwen[info]cherry_soup888 on August 18th, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
Hiya sweetie! I'm so glad you like it, love your icon btw!
Thank you for reading - and I am all done writing the next part, little tweaks then smut on Wednesday I promise ;) x
(no subject) - [info]ace_of_spades6 on August 19th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
[info]inkvictus on August 19th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
Yes! Yes to the smut! Yes to filing cabinets!
Dammit, no bananas in the house.
I'm loving this, can't wait for the next bit :)
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 11:25 am (UTC)
Lol thank you :)
Sorry you don't have a banana *hands over cyber banana*
Cheers for reading, more on Wednesday!
she's another perfect catastrophe.[info]kitsu84 on August 19th, 2008 06:00 am (UTC)
Honey, this is fantastic so far. You've completely nailed the characters' personalities, and the trademark Torchwood humor.

Also, the banana line was sheer and utter genius! xD
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 11:26 am (UTC)
Aw thank you SO much *blush*
I'm so happy you think its funny, yay!
missthingsplace[info]missthingsplace on August 19th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
Loving this ... i have so much to catch up on, getting there slowly.

Can't wait for more :)
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 11:28 am (UTC)
Yay I have totally missed you commenting in my journal!
I'm also in no doubt that your fic rading abilities are awesome so catch up will be fine I hope you're having fun :)
Thank you for liking!
torchwoodmuch: pic#78132253[info]torchwoodmuch on August 19th, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha Gwen!

naughty welsh girl!

mind you. Naughty welsh teaboy!

Om.

This is Brill. keep it up!
x
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 19th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
The Welsh in general are very cheeky people...
Glad you liked it, thank you so much, more on Wednesday. :) x
(no subject) - [info]torchwoodmuch on August 20th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
Jenni[info]butterflycell on August 21st, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
I'm SO sorry it took me so long to catch up with this! I must've missed your post on the community...

But I adored the banter between Jack adn iasnto whilst Gwen's desperatelytrying to be professional >< And I'm well intrigued about this stalker guy!

Great chapter and story progression.
cherry_soup888[info]cherry_soup888 on August 21st, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC)
No worries!
So glad you liked it thank you!
Slave to banter I am, thank you for reading!